Today's story title was suggested by Connor Coyne, author of Urbantasm .

​ Dear Rahm
 
Dear Rahm,
 
How are you doing? Enjoying the weather? I write you today to ask an important question that has always bothered me: how come Chicago mayors aren’t tall?
 
My eight-grade history teacher told me that politicians were generally tall, but you’re a little guy. Both Mayors Daley were like 5’7” and Lori Lightfoot is like five foot nothing.
 
It’s weird.
 
You know who was tall, though? The cast of “Night Court.”
 
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