Today’s story title provided by Wayne Gio of Not So Good at This Comic.
 
Chickens Stole My Wallet
 
Mr. Oxman approached the officer of the law, attempting to get his attention. “Sir!” he said, “Those chickens stole my wallet.”
 
“Chickens?” the officer asked with more than a hint of incredulity.
 
“Yes,” Mr. Oxman replied.
 
“Okay,” he said taking out a pen and a pad of paper. “That strikes me as odd. What did you have in your wallet?”
 
“Just a few dollars,” Mr. Oxman responded, “but they’re right there!...