Look at me updating! Dang, I’m so good at this. Professional blogger, that is me.

I can finally BREATHE! As of this moment I have no audiobook narrations to do. Dusk Mother be praised! Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love narrating, but taking on four projects in–what was it, two months? Three?–was a stupid, bad bad bad idea. I barely had time to finish the southern/military one, and the fourth one? Oh man, that’s a story I will get to in a second.

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