Thrifty Witch Tips
On March 23rd my debut novella Fairywing was published. Since it's a story about witches, and being that I my self am a witch. I celebrated by posting ten days of thrifty witch tips on facebook and twitter. That ended yesterday, but i thought it might be nice to always have them here in a blog post, So i present to you Thrifty Witch Tips.
Thrifty Witch Tip
1. Burning sage for cleansing can be expansive, and appropriative. trying ringing bells, sprinkling salt water around, banging a pot and wooden spoon together, burn cinnamon, or swallow lemon sees whole.
2. If you’re sad because you got tea from the shop, and you hate it. Don’t toss it. Bathe in it. It has magickal properties depending on the tea, and it’s peak luxury.
3. Want a free way to make yourself more beautiful/handsome? While cooking your food, or mixing/stirring a beverage for yourself do so clockwise, while that’s going visualized yourself being beautiful/handsome. When you're done eat/drink that sexy magick.
4. Want a free way to get rid of negativity? Take a MASSIVE dump about it, or pee whichever. As your going to the bathroom visualized all that BULLSHIT you don’t want leaving with it. Then flush that shit, and have a say something hat day. 2 points if you get that reference.
5. Occasionally make funny jokes about witches eating children. It weeds out the WEAK! And you just don’t need that kind of energy around you. My go to is “You can tell I don’t eat kids because I’m fat as fuck and you have to chase those little assholes down.”
6. I say this with love. Once we can socialize again. Don’t be the cheese beast at the witch gatherings. Sometimes you want everyone to like you SO MUCH! Try relaxing into seeing if they are worthy of liking you. Your welcome.
7. Here’s a two for. Want to do a candle spell, but you don’t have the right color candle, or maybe your out of candles? First white candles can be subbed for any other color, and second if you’re out do the candle spell in your mind. It works in a pinch.
8. Did you find a spell or something that calls for your blood, but you're squeamish? Use spit. It’s pretty much the same magickly.
9.Did you know masturbating while doing magick makes it work faster? Give it whirl. It's fun.
10. And the last bit of advice I have for you is to not take your craft too seriously. It puts a cramp in your personal power.
So those are my ten thrifty witch tips. I hope they serve you well
Thrifty Witch Tip
1. Burning sage for cleansing can be expansive, and appropriative. trying ringing bells, sprinkling salt water around, banging a pot and wooden spoon together, burn cinnamon, or swallow lemon sees whole.
2. If you’re sad because you got tea from the shop, and you hate it. Don’t toss it. Bathe in it. It has magickal properties depending on the tea, and it’s peak luxury.
3. Want a free way to make yourself more beautiful/handsome? While cooking your food, or mixing/stirring a beverage for yourself do so clockwise, while that’s going visualized yourself being beautiful/handsome. When you're done eat/drink that sexy magick.
4. Want a free way to get rid of negativity? Take a MASSIVE dump about it, or pee whichever. As your going to the bathroom visualized all that BULLSHIT you don’t want leaving with it. Then flush that shit, and have a say something hat day. 2 points if you get that reference.
5. Occasionally make funny jokes about witches eating children. It weeds out the WEAK! And you just don’t need that kind of energy around you. My go to is “You can tell I don’t eat kids because I’m fat as fuck and you have to chase those little assholes down.”
6. I say this with love. Once we can socialize again. Don’t be the cheese beast at the witch gatherings. Sometimes you want everyone to like you SO MUCH! Try relaxing into seeing if they are worthy of liking you. Your welcome.
7. Here’s a two for. Want to do a candle spell, but you don’t have the right color candle, or maybe your out of candles? First white candles can be subbed for any other color, and second if you’re out do the candle spell in your mind. It works in a pinch.
8. Did you find a spell or something that calls for your blood, but you're squeamish? Use spit. It’s pretty much the same magickly.
9.Did you know masturbating while doing magick makes it work faster? Give it whirl. It's fun.
10. And the last bit of advice I have for you is to not take your craft too seriously. It puts a cramp in your personal power.
So those are my ten thrifty witch tips. I hope they serve you well
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