Giving into your own Inner Gleeful Childe!

I am still on a break from writing but will be starting again within a week or two. But I have noticed that GR is like a drug that seduces but destroys you in equal measure. I appreciate this is a strange view and that it is only books, right?!

Okay, so when I joined GR, I had a huge backlog of books to read and an open mind to what I am happy to read, basically anything at least once. Then I joined Kindle Unlimited, and the rot started in, some of it good and some bad.

It started with Carlton Mellick III , who taught me some key and interesting lessons, and what were they, I hear you ask?

First that a book can be any length and type and should always be what you want it to be. Second that there is no taboo, and if there was, then write about it. Finally that, just cause your book seems cute, put a series theme underneath and hammer the audience with it.

To translate, if your book is 100 pages long, so what, go for it. If it involves an insane taboo subject, so what go for it. He also has the blessing of making it funny, which is a lesson that is harder to master.

From him, I discovered Elizabeth Bedlam , short books, check! But subject matter more taboo. Necrophilia seems to be her most oft written about subject from what I have read with a big layer of humour and, as with CMIII, also spotlight the real nature of reality and making us question everything.

From there, I discovered some of the harder drugs, less humorous, more extreme material. Tom Stearns Jenna with its graphic revenge take on child abuse to Daniel Volpe`s Talia with its gory revenge on pornographers. Patterns forming, I see?

Now I have ordered some books by Rayne Havok. Once more, the subjects of Gore and Necrophilia cropping up, this time it seems without the humour again and from this a recommendation on a gory revenge (see the pattern?) on Beastiality.

Where is the end of this long drop, I wonder, and will I get to a book that I don’t enjoy?

Meantime, as for my reviews, and this is the weird bit! Amazon blocked 1 of my reviews. Child abuse, gore, violence, extreme sex are all okay, but my review on the faggiest vampire by CMIII (almost a kids book) is blocked for the use of two words, one of which was used in the context Patti Smith presented it many years ago. The other is in the title of the story.

Without GR, I would not have discovered these authors or read any of them and, in fact, would still be trawling charity shops.

In a conversation on here with Arnab Mukherjee (sure, he won't mind me mentioning his name), he said he respected the fact I was expanding on the types of books I was reading and, in particular, the fact I was interested in both sets of views (In connection with the Arab / Israel conflict). But after looking at this, I suspect I am getting dragged into the Bizarro / extreme horror genre, and I am not sure if there is an escape other than a murder spree?

Final point, Thank God! I hear you cry. My last story was mostly finished, but after all this, it will be a massive re-write, I suspect, as I left the limits behind when I started reading the treasures that GR has to offer.

Sample Reviews

CMIII –
Douglas Morrison’s review of The Faggiest Vampire | Goodreads
Douglas Morrison’s review of Stacking Doll | Goodreads

Elizabeth Bedlam –
Douglas Morrison’s review of Dead When We Met | Goodreads
Douglas Morrison’s review of Lucy the Satanist: A Novella | Goodreads

Tom Stearns –
Douglas Morrison’s review of Jenna | Goodreads

Daniel Volpe –
Douglas Morrison’s review of Talia | Goodreads

Keith Giffen
Douglas Morrison’s review of I Luv Halloween vol. 1 | Goodreads
Douglas Morrison’s review of I Luv Halloween vol. 2 | Goodreads
Final Vol will be up by the end of the day.

Elliot Chaze -
Douglas Morrison’s review of Black Wings Has My Angel | Goodreads
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Published on July 22, 2021 11:24 Tags: bizarro, cmiii, elizabeth-bedlam, tom-stearns
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message 1: by Scavenger (new)

Scavenger I cant wait to finish my current book, so i can read one of yours. I like your writing more all the time.


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

I am not prone to panic but their are now two of you keen to read my book and it is making me really nervous. Especially since you are reading the first volume which was at the beginning of my publishing journey.
The next one should be finally where I want to be in my writing.


message 3: by Scavenger (new)

Scavenger You will always be growing in your writing. Its life.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Thanks for the words of wisdom! LOL!

How about, You can lead a horse to water but you cant suck the blood out of an insect? - Since we are adding wisdom to this site? :)


message 5: by Scavenger (new)

Scavenger Who said you can't suck the blood out of an insect? Did you ever try? ;-) Sorry, dumb joke..


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Normally I just inject insects with poison and then suck out their mushy insides, so no vampiric tendencies at all. :) Although I had to say their was this one insect, Franz Kafka, I think he was called, he was a bit big for that trick.


message 7: by Scavenger (new)

Scavenger Now your talking! Man after my own heart. I didn't like Franz anyway. No mushy insides. Had a bad after taste.


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

And he clogged up the straw!


message 9: by Bio (new)

Bio I have faith you'll be able to jump back to Marcus Aurelius and Seneca before escalating into a full-blown murder spree.

I can't wait to start Elizabeth Bedlam


message 10: by Scavenger (new)

Scavenger Douglas wrote: "And he clogged up the straw!"

Damn him!


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Arnab wrote: "I have faith you'll be able to jump back to Marcus Aurelius and Seneca before escalating into a full-blown murder spree.

I can't wait to start Elizabeth Bedlam"


Elizabeth is great and she is on here, so you can even drop her a line if you like her work :)


message 12: by Bio (new)

Bio Douglas wrote: "Arnab wrote: "I have faith you'll be able to jump back to Marcus Aurelius and Seneca before escalating into a full-blown murder spree.

I can't wait to start Elizabeth Bedlam"

Elizabeth is great ..."


That's great. I'll definitely do that as soon as I finish reading some of her works.


message 13: by Scavenger (new)

Scavenger Just curios, have you read alot of Kafka's work? Your bird on the cover of your second edition looks alot like a Jackdaw.


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

When I was more morbid and youthful yes, i read the trial and Metamorphosis. Metamorphosis I could handle but the trial frightened me. Burrowed into my brain. Later I went to see Metamorphosis as a play which then made it burrow into my brain also.
Recently I bought the complete works and intend to read them all again, although his letters to his father have been recommended to me also.
The cover image was something I did in pastels and charcoal years back which I re-used for the book cover. TBH I have no idea what bird it is. All three of my books are filled with sketches I did, sometimes specifically, sometimes took from the past.
Do you sketch, or are you a bird watcher?


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