New Superhero Idea: Vaxman

Vaxman is a billionaire philanthropist whose parents died from Covid-related
complications after a family gathering. Vaxman’s half-sister, Antivila, attended the
gathering while ill and didn’t tell anyone.


Frustrated at the government’s inability to end the pandemic, Vaxman decided to take
matters into his own hands. Converting his underground garage into a
laboratory, he developed an armored suit and a range of weaponry, including
“the Vaccinator,” a semi-automatic rifle capable of delivering bursts of 0.3mL of
Pfizer-BioNTech with high accuracy over two hundred yards. He also built grenades
capable of dispersing Pfizer via aerosolized mist, suitable for deploying indoors
and at concerts and rallies.


Roaming city streets in his customized Vaxmobile, Vaxman was intercepted by the
Freedom Fighters, a shadowy paramilitary force
with unknown but extensive financing.
Badly beaten and facing jail time for his unregistered weaponry, Vaxman was set free
by his family’s brilliant attorney, Jane Collective, who
successfully argued that Vaxman was legally
entitled to shoot Pfizer people who endangered his personal safety by
approaching him while unvaccinated, particularly in stand-your-ground states.


The case rocketed Vaxman to national prominence, forcing him into hiding to
escape retribution. In the mountains, he developed a plan to feed vaccines into the
water supplies of a major city. Piloting a heavy bomber over the catchment area
of a key water reservation, he was intercepted by the Freedom Fighters, now revealed to
be financed and led by Antivila. In the ensuing duel, Vaxman was shot down before he
could open the bomb bay doors, but this was merely a diversion, as Jane Collective had secretly negotiated to add Pfizer
to the city’s fluoridation program.


To some, Vaxman is a hero. To others, a villain. He saves lives, but is hated by many
of those he saves. He is regularly invited onto mainstream television, but has never accepted.
He is in love with Jane Collective, but it’s too risky for them to be together.
He sometimes visits schools, and is startled by sneezes.

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Published on October 06, 2021 13:32
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Safari This could be a best seller. I even laughed out loud, if anyone could pull off such a story it would be you Max.


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