Recently a friend was telling my wife that on a past Valentines Day her husband was gone on a snowmobiling trip out west. She wasn't happy with the timing, but gave him an early Valentines gift, a three pack of boxer shorts with a heart pattern on them. He, in turn, wasn't happy with the heart pattern, but took them with him.

I can only imagine his vexation when stopping to relieve himself out in the woods, working his way through layers of clothes, and finding his wife had sewed the flies of the boxer shorts shut.