I am no longer a blog-virgin, but I don’t want anyone to think that means that I’m easy. It’s not as if I meant to write this blog. It only started out as a little light typing. Then things got out of hand. You know how it is. I certainly don’t want to become known as a blog-tease.

It’s not as if I’m going to blog every day, or blog just anyone who happens to be wearing a particularly attractive pair of reading glasses. I’m not that kind of girl. It’s possible that, from time to time, I might indulge in a little afternoon-blog-delight. But that doesn’t make me a blog-slut! There’s nothing wrong with a little casual blogging!

You’re probably wondering if I’d stoop so low as to blog for money. How dare you! The nerve! I’d never blog for money. Unless, of course, one of my children needed a kidney. Then I’d blog for money. Or if my house was under risk of foreclosure. Then I might blog for money. Or if that awesome orange crocodile Hermes Birkin bag became available … Then I’d have to blog for money.

Or if someone offered me money to blog.

Okay, so I am a blog-slut.