I’m writing this post a year in advance so I forget about it, because otherwise, I’d be too chickenshit to even post it. But Easter makes me really, really, really angry, and I have several reasons for that. Let me just say that this post isn’t an attack on Christianity, although I will make some arguments against its possession of the holiday. I’m not yelling at Christians. I’m yelling at the development of Christianity hundreds of years ago.

So let’s talk about it. What is Easter? Let’s br-...