Got a Monkey on my back!
Where it all started…
“Not mainstream? Proudly so? Monkey speaks to you” – Geeknative.com “Completely bonkers and one of the most enjoyable reads I have had in ages”“…the lovechild of Hunter S. Thompson and Terry Pratchett” this is an alcohol and cigar fuelled thrill ride. Booze, ghouls, guns, magic, black holes, and the Illuminati – need I say more? – The Ritual Blog
20 November
Went in to wake up The Monkey this morning and found his teddy bear tied to the bed with black electrical tape and looking very much the worse for wear. The Monkey was still fast asleep with a very satisfied smile on his face. I knew it was a bad idea to let him download 50 Shades of Grey onto his iPad. Cultural references he said… Just wanted to see what all of the fuss was about he said… My arse!
Me and The Monkey: Chronicles of The Monkey God Volume 1
Where it’s going next…
The nerds are nervous about someone following us and have put the energy portal in a ring of disks that make a sort of net around and over it, a bit like the one they created to help seal the original black hole in my spare room. They have been working on this one for the past couple of weeks without telling us. They seem to have developed a good deal of paranoia. Probably just as well someone is taking this seriously. The Monkey has fired up Mortal Combat and is waving the second controller at me. I can see myself reflected in his metallic orange skiing goggles, and there is a massive spliff in place of his usual cigar. Ah, another refined, intellectual evening ahead…
