It’s getting a bit scrambly out there holiday shoppers, but the Mailroom Böyz and I are here to HELP!

In addition to East Village Inky subscriptions, we are autographing back stock like a melonfarmer with 2 growing kittens underfoot.

Choose any one of these titles for $15 and we will ship it same day with our compliments via media mail:

Creative, Not Famous: The Small Potato Manifesto – my most recent and therefore favorite baby. Buy it on Etsy and they’re gonna put the bite on you for shipping. Buy it using the method below and everybody’s happy except Etsy.

Peanut – a YA graphic novel by me and Paul Hoppe about a girl who fakes a peanut allergy in an attempt to seem like a woman of mystery at her new school.

Job Hopper – my 3rd self-mocking autobiography…all the crappy jobs I had before finding fame and fortune as the Queen of the Small Potatoes

Always Lots of Heinies at the Zoo – a picture book by me and Dan Santat, containing what is arguably the greatest line I have ever written. extremely limited quantities

No Touch Monkey! And Other Travel Lessons Learned Too Late – don’t believe the Amazon customer reviews!!! In fact, isn’t it time you write a 5 star review yourself? (Who cares that their star rating only goes up to 4…)

Neo Solo – a bunch of Neo-Futurist monologues by me, Greg, and a bunch of pals whose names you’ve probably seen in the East Village Inky over the years. extremely limited quantities.


Want more than one? Make like Schoolhouse Rock and multiply. I know they didn’t go up to 15, but that’s why Texas invented Instruments. However many you want, it’s free shipping to any address in the US via via media mail.

Where’s the link? No link. Do the math then Venmo me or  Paypal me (select the friends and family tab, please)

Don’t forget to tell me what title(s) you want and give me the address. Let me know if it’s a gift and I will let the baffled recipient know that this package is arriving with YOUR COMPLIMENTS. I’m also happy to tuck in a personalized greeting if you tell me what to say…

If you care about it arriving in time for Crimbus, USPS is banking on December 15 as the last day for Media Mail orders to arrive by the 25. In my experience, Media Mail travels a bit quicker than that, but I don’t blame them for covering their heiner, the way I’m covering yours. This deal is running through the end of 2022, so you can blow that $15 bill grandma just gave you.

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