*faces the empty room and taps the microphone. The tap, tap, tap, echos off the naked walls.

For those of you who do not know me, my name is Thomas Cragg.

I also write under the pen name of Vixyy Fox.

I have been seriously writing for over twenty years now in just about every style and method I can think of.

Why? (I heard someone ask that - or they will, should they ever visit.)

Because it's fun.

I love making people laugh. One of the greatest compliments I ever received was from a reader who told me they made the mistake of reading my work with breakfast, as they blew orange juice all over their computer.

And when you can move the reader to tears, that's a plus 10 as well.

*switches the microphone off, and goes back to work.

Tom/Vixyy