Tellest Announcing Layoffs

Greetings travelers.  It is with heavy hearts that we must announce that there have been significant layoffs here in Tellest.

No, the writers and the artists and everyone are safe (for now).  But the characters have proven to be much too expensive, so we’ve had to let some of them go.

That’s not to say that we’re going to let our stories dry up, no.  We’re just going to be making the conscious decision to hire replacement characters who are more affordable.

From now on, all human characters will be played by this lass:

All dwarven characters will be played by this little guy:

All gnolls will be played by this handsome fella:

And of course, goblins and gremlins will be played by this adorable scallywag:

I am aware that we have plenty more races than that, but we’ll have to make due with them for now.  We do, however have an understudy who is currently learning the roles of all other Tellest characters.

Thank you for your understanding as we make our way through this very troubling time.  With these cost-cutting endeavors, we should be able to begin saving up money for our next big dream project: an all-kaja production of Cats!

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Published on April 01, 2023 03:30
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