Pungi GPT poem

It's in my goal sheet,
To kill mosquitoes daily!
It's in my goal sheet to show growth in this art, grow efficiently, and sound professional.

It's in my goal sheet,
To kill a minimum of three everyday.
Some days I go an a rampage, somedays I listen to the poetry they sing just beyond reach!

They come to in my dreams,
That standup meeting that I dread. I need to update this sprint ticket.

Show them screenshots, my bloodied hands and more.
There is no KT,
no sir none at all.
Just on the job training.

There is sometimes a gift voucher, if targets are met.
I have bought myself a mosquito bat.
All that work in the night shift, I could audition for the IPL now.

My rise in fame has got me very few friends, but on Linkedin I get a lot of comments, certificates and more.

But my wife asks me to ask for a raise,
But my manager says - this is already too much, we sent you onsite didn't we. To the next building, given you recognition, but why now, it's recession.. No one is getting a hike...

I hit mosquitoes for a living, killing bugs my friend is a tough gig.. but nothing seems to be working.

I am unsure of updating my resume, who my friend shall give me a job?
Who shall employ this bug killer.

But my goal sheet says, I need to make a patent.
But my goal sheet says - automate the swing on the bat.
I will be replaced I am sure.

It is in goal sheet, to work with other teams, draw rangolis in fun at work meetings, they all ask me - sing us the mosquito anthem, share us those jokes that the mosquito whispers.

They even have a name for me, the Undertaker!
I kill mosquitos for a living,
Not worrying about my carbon footprint.

It's in my goal sheet my friend. It's in my goal sheet!

I am an atheist,
But I shall be judged by the God of the team, against a tablet of checklists.

I shall have to claim,
lo behold, I have conquered thirty thousand mosquitoes, all the while sounding narcissistic.
Always the God shall reply,
But you missed that Fun@work engagement event or you attended one and we lost thirty hours of productivity over the year!

What do you know of my goals, I am searching for happiness.