BREAKING NEWS: POTUS to Consider FL to Secede

El Paso, TX: What started as an online petition is now on the President's desk awaiting his signature.Started by Ghost Ranch, NM native and hare Mr. Bunny, the petition "To Saw Off Florida and Kick It to Anywhere Else" has received more than 350 million signatures. With the petition now sitting on President Biden's desk, drafted as an Executive Order, there seems to be little to no opposition to pushing it through."For a hare-brained idea," President Biden said, "Mr. Bugs has found the only ...
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Published on July 03, 2023 08:05
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