or this

 

if I didn’t hate promoting my writing.

I know this is naïve, some would say stupid, but I amuncomfortable mentioning to people I meet that I have published two novels anda children’s book. To me, it’s a form of bragging. Mentioning I’m a writer alsomakes them feel obligated to buy one of my books, pay me $5 to $15, even thoughthey receive something in return. (Something of value, I hope.)

I grew up scrambling for money, and thanks to the work ethicmy father instilled in me, I have never had to ask for money except whengetting a mortgage. I don’t write to make big bucks, which is a good thing,considering the miniscule royalty payments I receive. I write because I love playingwith words, telling stories, creating metaphors and other connections that givemy brain an occasional shot of dopamine. If readers happen to find my workentertaining, I’m happy.

That being said, Sandra Beckwith, who gives all kinds of goodadvice to writers, recently shared her enthusiasm for MockupShots, the companythat created (as a free introduction) the two Never Done promotionsabove. For a reasonable fee, they insert book covers in a variety of settings foruse in ads or other promotions. Although I didn’t subscribe to the service, I didappreciate the idea, so just for the fun of it, I tried creating mockups ofmy own.

It quickly became apparent that if I ever need a mock-uppromotion, I should leave it to the professionals.