Okay, so we’ve all seen millions of lists, most of which start with some catchy phrase like “10 things to do in Paris before you die”. Of course, you’re gonna want to do them before you die. After all, when life stops, your vision is likely to be severely impaired, not to mention your taste buds.

But there are certainly some things in Paris that can wait. Here are my top five:

The Catacombs - Denfert-Rochereau. Bones from over six million bodies have been c...