My novel, Born Under the wrong Sun is set in Haiti. I checked my Facebook author page, surprised to learn that I recommend the services of a mambo, whose spell are guaranteed to bring your man back!

Huh? Why would you want the rat back?

That page is attracting a lot of interest. Tired of threatening me in English, the spammers have taken to sending me messages in Irish. Though I've only studied the language for nine weeks, I knew what they were after.
Póg mo thóin, as Shane McGowan used to say.