Trip report the Canary Islands

Agatha Christi once wrote in a novel set and written in Puerto de la Cruz Tenerife Canary Islands Spain
“Mr.Satterthwaite passed on down the cypress walk to thesea. It was rather wonderful sitting there--on the edge of nothing--with thatsheer drop below one. But he found noinspiration there, and turning slowly he walked back along the path between thecypresses and into the quiet garden.”
Most of our trips or so it seems, are learning events. We learn how to get through an airport, get a rental car, order food in a foreign language, how to find the birds and what unfamiliar calls are, or drive on the left. We just spent 9 days in Tenerife on the Canary Islands and a day in Iceland after going for a week to Wisconsin and Minnesota for Christmas. I have made some additions to "Olaf's Rules."
1) Never check in luggage.
This is an old rule, but recently we have forgotten. Icelandair bullied us to check a suitcase in Minneapolis and we did not have to, and we checked one going home that we definitely did not half to, and it is still out there ...somewhere, carrying my tripod, two monopod walking sticks and an 800 camera part I just got in from losing it in Bhutan.
2) Christmas trips are two long
being gone 17 days over the holidays is too much, thing need to be fixed in the future.
3) Why are we going to a place that is typically cooler than Florida when we have a house in
Florida plus and RV spot? The Canaries are nice but from Tampa we can be to Puerto Rico or Panama in 3 hours by plane. Tenerife was 6 hours from Minneapolis plus another 6 to Tenerife. The flight home was 6 plus 8 to Orlando with an overnight in Keflavik near a volcano that is ready to blow again, and possibly a closed airport.
4) Do not eat squid ink, it is a little salty going in, but what comes out a day or two later is a little much

So with that introduction, we went to Tenerife, just off the African coast of Spanish Sahara, we met up with our son Allwin, his girlfriend and her parents. We've known then for many years, Allwin is a research Chemist at the Max Planck Institute in Germany. It is much easier to get to Tenerife for him. a Four hour flight





The most common critter in this massive desert is the Gallot's lizard

We also saw endemic butterflies like the


The Canary Speckled Wood Butterfly, and we also saw African blues

The beaches are down steep cliffs, wavy, black sand beaches and filled with shadows



One (in)famous beach, the naturist Playa Patos, just below our house, had had its stairs eroded 9 years ago, then in 2023, they spent 30000 euros to replace them. On December 24, five days before we arrived the cliff failed and blocked the beach. The local city closed the access and put up a barricade fence. But intrepid souls climbed the fence and then went down the stairs and then in barefeet or flipflops crossed the fifty meter high pile of rocks.

We had an eight course meal at new years (see previous blogs) and hiked and saw a few sights including Agatha Christi's famous steps












Tenerife is not a birdy island. I also saw some avian creatures.









It was really a nice vanilla trip and then...we started for home. We got notified of a strike so we headed to the airport extra early but there was nothing looking like a strike, just long lines at the food court and a crowded airport. We had a long wait.


I picked up a nice redwing, have not seen one for a few years and after a hot dog we went through security. Everything was going fine and then, it did not....I broke a zipper on my favorite jacket that morning, I have had the jacket for at least 25 years. I love that jacket. decided to throw it away before security.


So we went through customs and Silja got the random selection for extra screening.
Back at Christmas we have a newer tradition, we go to my uncle's place on Christmas eve to his gun range and shoot.

Afterwards we ate Swedish meatballs with Grandma Lucille's recipe!

So back to Iceland, they swabbed that jacket of Silja's for explosives.....and forty minutes later as I was wondering if she had been kidnapped. She was finally released from her secret room. She was mad and upset and vowed that Iceland was never going to be in our future again.
So after more lines we got on a plane and 8 hours later aboard a 727 Max 9 (with a plug) that would be grounded a day later, we arrived in Orlando.....my luggage however has never been seen again.......Iceland(air) again is on my S#$$t list
You know it was fun, it was nice, but was it real nice and fun.....? Silja picked up a bug on a plane, we have jet lag, my luggage is ....somewhere. I am out a tripod a teleconverter some Christmas gifts, a kilo of prized coffee and a favorite hat. I ruined a jacket and well, that is that.
Cheers
Olaf