A short time in our future in a galaxy close to our own…

HUMANS ARE TRASH

The new sci-fi comedy from Daniel Aegan is blasting off this April. Join six of Earth’s worst humans as they attempt to navigate their way home after losing their way in outer space when their luxury shuttle cruise gets sucked through an unknown wormhole. Gasp in horror as they attempt to find help among alien races who know all too well that humanity itself could be a scourge that tears the universe asunder. Cling to the page as our would-be space explorers make things worse for their home planet while trying to return to it. Laugh as they meander their way through the stars in a seemingly vain attempt to right that which they’ve wronged.

But who is trapped on the Piranha X spacecraft floating through space? A-list actor and Hollywood elite Russell Cane thinks he could be the leader everyone needs since he’s played space captains in various movies. Pop star Carole Dahl refuses to take anyone’s shit or assistance. Billionaire tech mogul Elton Bowers is worried about himself along with the bottom line. White rapper Nilla Shake doesn’t really know what’s going on. Social media influencer Jamie Jadis only wants the perfect place to take an intergalactic selfie that will make her viral among the stars. Young Reagan Eaton, the son of a United States Senator, is more concerned about those around him and their supposed leftist ties than their situation. Rounding out the space crew is Eden Seventeen, a sex-bot turned navigator for Piranha X’s crew of Earth’s greatest collection of assholes.

They’ll soon find out the universe is full of casinos, chop shops, fascist space lizards, helpful squid monsters, huge and hungry insectile races, religious nut jobs, and an intergalactic police force hellbent on keeping the known universe’s status quo at any cost. And they think a handful of lost humans are the problem?!

Humans Are Trash is Daniel Aegan’s fifteenth book and follows other sci-fi comedies such as the epic I’m in Sci-Fi Hell and last year’s multiverse-bending In Search of Channel Void. You don’t want to miss this galactic voyage into the unknown. Join the crew of the Piranha X this coming April and find out for yourself why the universe believes that humans are trash.