If you were watching the Academy Awards last night, you couldn’t have missed Angelina Jolie repeatedly exposing her leg to the cameras. What a show-off! We were sitting in our hotel room in Las Vegas as witnesses and couldn’t help but howl in laughter when the winner for Best Adapted Screenplay took the stage and “imitated” her stance.

Reminds us of how some know-it-all wine drinkers try to show off their smarts by commenting on a wine’s legs — like the legs are an indication of quality. Not! Legs (those streams of wine that slide down the inside of the wine glass after it’s been swirled) are primarily an indication of the level of alcohol.

Having great legs doesn’t mean you’re heads and shoulders above all the rest…That goes for people and wine.