138. Transformer – Phillip Gross

It’s a band! Their new singer Alia is the weirdo at one of the band members’ girlfriend’s school, but she’s a really good singer. And she is weird. She’s taking these “classes” from this dude named Hugo who is way older and is telling her that she will be able to fly. And manipulate people. She’s got a well of magic in her soul and if they just travel to the right cave and ambush a music festival, they’ll all be successful.

First, Alia will scare everyone at the local club and basically stop eating and say a lot of weird stuff about windmills. Emod (Dome backwards because he has a big head, how nice for his lifelong nickname) is the sane one in the group who still has to hang around the group when Alia and Ben start bringing too much weird mysticism into the songs and alienating everyone else because, well, he has a van. Every band needs a van.

So, they need a new front person? Danger Crumples is always ready to put on a show. Ozymandias maybe has a van.

Danger Crumples even looks everything they need to know about legendary things up beforehand.
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