142. The Carver – Jenny Jones

There’s a Gareth in the garden. Well, not the garden, the copse across the field, but it’s close. Quedgley Copse, which has a connection to Gareth’s relatives, is behind Maddy’s house and she feels a connection to Gareth and his camp stove, the kind of connection that says “I’m falling in love with someone making scary puppets in a copse.” Gareth has left a scary home situation and he is now reenacting an old World War I situation that happened in the copse and also making these wooden puppets that give people splinters and are alive…”the forest people.” They invade Maddy’s house, scare nearly everyone who encounters them, and even end up in the hospital, scaring children. Maddy and her friends try to help Gareth and also quarrel a lot about Maddy helping Gareth and being so fixated on Gareth until they all have to fight wooden puppets. A fun story. It’s all fun and games until there are puppets, for sure. One puppet is described as life size and under Maddy’s bed and she does not know it’s there. Yikes city.

Murderface doesn’t like life-size puppets. She does like glaring and sleeping in egg pose.

Murderface had a lot of glaring talent and talent in general.
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