Been a while. What have I been up to? Warhammering, mostly, and keeping my head firmly in the sand during this latest election cycle.

To that end, I feel compelled to express a few things before going as far away as possible from this impossibly stupid situation.

We have two ancient beings running for election to the highest office in the land. Both are unfit to serve as Walmart greeters, much less as president of this republic. However, I will grit my teeth and vote for Biden because even...