The Breaks

When I was in the opening stages of writing "Blue Skies," I sent one of my principal characters, Cooper Cullen—who was dating an acarologist—out into the field with her to collect ticks for study. It was a windy day. They collected nothing, the sheet they were dragging through the chaparral flapping in their hands, and yet, later, just as he was getting ready for bed, he noticed a miniscule tick larva embedded in his right forearm, which would lead to an infection with cellulitis and the eventual loss of his forearm. Two weeks later, I was hiking up over the San Marcos Pass, came home and discovered a tick larva embedded in my forearm. It transmitted cellulitis to me, and it was touch and go for the first week or so before the antibiotic began to kick in. Now, as you will know, I am not one to believe in voodoo or thought transference or deities of any kind, but still . . .
This is prelude to informing you of my current condition. I finished the new novel at the end of last month ("No Direction Home," coming in at circa 300 pp.). Toward the end of that book, one of my principal characters, Jesse Seeger, has an accident in which he breaks his right leg and elbow, which makes it difficult for him to maneuver with crutches. And me? Two weeks ago I had an accident in which I broke my right leg in two places and fractured a rib on the left side, making it difficult to maneuver with crutches. I am now confined to my desk, my bed and the kitchen, where I’ve been cleaning up after Frau B. on one leg. This is especially hard on me since I am so very active—hyperactive, some might say. What am I doing about it? Despairing, of course, and wondering why the imaginings of my subconscious wind up manifesting themselves in what we quaintly refer to as “real life.”
I have the new novel to tweak and perfect and I am putting together a “Best-Of” anthology of my short stories, including several pieces from the last two collections (since 2012’s "T.C. Boyle Stories II," the second volume of the collected) as well as a number of new uncollected pieces. Plenty to keep me busy. And I have even more time for reading and films (thank the blessed fates for Criterion), which helps (but not as much as my hikes along the beach and up into our tick-infested mountains). At present I’m rereading "Lucky Jim" and my own "Riven Rock", because of recent movie interest. I know "Lucky Jim" better than I know my own novel, having read the former a number of times over the years, especially when I was in need—as now—of a good laugh. It is of great historic interest to me to plunge back into "Riven Rock" (the story of the most catastrophic marriage since Bluebeard) for the first time since it was published in 1998. It feels lived in, of course, but also new in the way of any book we reread. Passionate stuff, indeed.
So. Have I spooked you? Certainly, I am spooking myself. When I first began touring in Germany in the late nineteen-eighties, one of the salesmen at Hanser Verlag said to me, “We are also publishing a novel by a British woman about a small village in which everything is always fine and people drink tea and eat crumpets together.” Pause. “But you don’t write stories like that, do you?”
What I’m thinking, given my present circumstances, is maybe I should.
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Published on August 28, 2024 11:05
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message 1: by C (new)

C Oh no. Wishing you speedy healing!


message 2: by Shelagh (new)

Shelagh Best wishes for a fast recovery! Thoughts becoming reality sounds like a horror premise. Or sci-fi?


message 3: by Stephen (new)

Stephen Mc Heap big ju ju .I hope you are better soon . I will check out lucky Jim.


message 4: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Shelagh wrote: "Best wishes for a fast recovery! Thoughts becoming reality sounds like a horror premise. Or sci-fi?"

We dwell in a sci-fi world, I'm afraid. Which is why I like to bury myself in nature as much as possible.


message 5: by T. (new)

T. Boyle C wrote: "Oh no. Wishing you speedy healing!"

Thanks, C., most kind of you. I like the adjective "speedy."


message 6: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Stephen wrote: "Heap big ju ju .I hope you are better soon . I will check out lucky Jim."

Enjoy, my friend. You will laugh aloud. And thank you for the kind words.


message 7: by Tom (new)

Tom Mcauliffe Hey Tom, we heard of your tumble from a mutual friend. Bummer! It hurts just to think about it. Know we are sending love vibes to you and all those places that need healing, and Frau B, too. May you be well and happy. Take heart in all your good work. You remain a blessing to us, TC!


message 8: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Aw, shucks, Tom--most kind of you. The hardest things for me is the forced inactivity. With luck, in six or seven years I'll be able to scoot around and clean the house again (which I'm now doing on one leg).


message 9: by Eugenie (last edited Sep 02, 2024 10:42AM) (new)

Eugenie Good story for cocktail parties, but don't start believing that mere coincidences are trying to tell you something! Keep on writing those bent tales I love so much!


message 10: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Even if I wind up limbless and brainless?


message 11: by Peter (new)

Peter Scharnell Prophetic indicators or mere coincidences? Maybe a simple and safe pastoral is in order for your next work? A book of haikus while you mend.


message 12: by Mary (new)

Mary So sorry to hear this. I would hate the inactivity, too. MANY years ago I spent 2 months on pregnancy bed rest and it nearly drove me crazy. But take it easy because you don't want to injure that leg again. Maybe write a short story about a man who gains miraculous healing powers and baffles the doctors?


message 13: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Thanks, Mary. What a great idea! Not only does he baffle doctors, but he defeats all the fascists too! I've got the mojo, so why not?


message 14: by Jerrilynn (new)

Jerrilynn Yes, you did spook me. But the world is thankful the conjuring spirits did not manifest in your earlier career! Hit by a car in Tortilla Curtain! Whiskey on a cold freezing night in Drop City! Etc..etc..
I wish you a speedy recovery. Stay safe.


message 15: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Ah, Jerrilyn, you inspirit me! You do make a crucial point--I may have freakishly called down disaster upon myself, but I've been spared the worst. Thus far. What about poor Mag (or Mug) in "A Friend of the Earth," whose face was chewed off by a hyena? Or Billy Boyles in "Water Music"?


message 16: by Thomas (new)

Thomas Smith Or how about being swallowed whole by a python like the baby in “Blue Skies”? You certainly have created many ill fated departures but let’s pray the gods spare most of us from such a demise.
Nature heals all indeed…hoping you get back to your walks sooner than later.
Thanks for all the great literature


message 17: by T. (new)

T. Boyle Many thanks, Thomas, for the kind wishes. I've begun to misplace my crutches around the house, so that's a good sign. Meanwhile, I am perfecting the new novel, "No Direction Home," and putting together a "Best-Of" story collection, which focuses mainly on the work since the second volume of my collected stories came out in 2012. It's called "When I Woke Up This Morning, Everything I Had Was Gone." I've chosen thirty stories, which will make the volume more user-friendly than the two massive volumes of the collected stories. P.S. While I'm healing, I've posted a couple of "No Pythons Allowed" signs around the yard.


message 18: by Nick (new)

Nick Lucky Jim. I can laugh out loud just thinking about the smoking in bed scene.


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