(I have no memory of this, but evidently, in the wee hours, I reached over and hit my wife lightly in the arm. Twice.)

THE WIFE– (wakes up) Hey… why did you hit me?

ME– (Sort of waking up) Huh? I hit you??

THE WIFE– Yes. You just hit me. Twice.

ME– Oh, I’m sorry. I was trying to hit Alison.

(I went right back to sleep, and remember nothing at all about dreaming of hitting my sister. Seems on brand, though.)

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