This is my first foray into putting recipes on my blog. And here is my solemn vow that I won't prattle on pointlessly like most food bloggers. You know how it is: they tell you their life story, how they came to discover and love the recipe, explain every step in precise detail, AND THEN give you the recipe after five minutes of scrolling. I'm not going to do that. You don't need a 'jump to recipe' button. I'm just going to give you the recipe.

Oh damn. I've prattled on.

Well, no longer.

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