Don’t Throw Tomatoes at My Field of Dreams!

Growing Success in School Nutrition with Humor and Heart

Ever had a tomato thrown at you? OUCH! But here’s the secret—turn it into ketchup, add a little spice , and suddenly, you’ve got salsa!

In this fun and inspiring keynote, Jane shares unforgettable lessons from her days working in her father’s tomato fields , proving that resilience, adaptability, and a good sense of humor can turn any challenge into an opportunity. Just like in school nutrition, where feeding students goes far beyond just serving meals, success comes from creativity, teamwork, and a willingness to plow through when things get tough.

Through down-home storytelling & fresh farm-girl wisdom, your team will discover how to:

Work with Over-Ripened (Difficult) Folks – and Keep the Peace
Grow the Best “Fruit” – Nurturing a Positive Culture in School Nutrition
Become a “Keeper” – How to Keep Students, Staff, and Parents Engaged & Coming Back for More

The Perfect Fit!

This keynote has been a hit with the school nutrition industry, making it an ideal fit for school nutrition professionals looking to stay inspired, motivated, and ahead of the curve.

The best presentations don’t just teach the basics—they remind school nutrition pros how vital they are to the lives of children. School nutrition professionals do more than serve meals—they nourish futures.  Jane’s message will inspire your team to embrace their role with pride, passion, and a whole lot of laughter.

It’s time to turn challenges into salsa and make your school nutrition program the best in the business—one laugh, one lesson, and one meal at a time!

Testimonials Speak for themselves…

Virginia SNA

 Words cannot express the fantastic ending your presentation provided our breakfast session at the Virginia Food Service Convention.  “The Magic of Being Yourself” was absolutely delightful and what a send off for our food service staff throughout Virginia to return home with a message they will never forget…Be yourself and don’t ever quit being kind to our children…”  

Kentucky SNA

-This session was very enjoyable & entertaining. Looking forward to the next one.

-So entertaining and fun!! Love the music and stores that all can relate to!

-Best experience from a speaker ever! Everyone needs to meet Jane!

-I thought this was gonna be the most boring talk, but……I never even had the thought of nodding off! Very laid back but ENGAGING!!!!

Nebraska SNA

-Best talk about how to find your shine and don’t let anyone tell you can’t.

-Amazingly talented Jane! Inspiring and fun Jane! Thank you!!!!

-Find you own happiness. And we are positive people for children and students that may not have a welcoming home. Southern people are amazing…and know how to tell the best stories.

You Can’t Put High Heels on a Holstein

Life Skills, Laughter, and Learning to Work with What You’ve Got

Some things in life just don’t mix—like high heels and a Holstein. No matter how hard you try, there are some things you simply can’t change. But what if success isn’t about changing what can’t be changed, but instead learning to work with what you’ve got?

Whether you’re navigating a career , raising a family , or managing life’s unexpected curveballs , this keynote will help you:
Embrace what you can’t change—and turn it into an opportunity
Stay curious and keep growing—Lifelong learning is key!
Adapt when life throws a curveball—When your heel breaks, keep walking
Communicate with confidence—Leadership is more than words; it’s how you show up
Rise above the critics—Some folks will always be “Backstage Backstabbers” … learn to MOOVE past them!

The Perfect Fit!

This keynote is perfect for school nutrition professionals, educators, leaders, and anyone ready to embrace life’s lessons with humor and grace. Because sometimes, the best thing you can do isn’t to change the situation—it’s to change how you see it.

So come ready to laugh, learn, and leave inspired—heels or no heels!

 

Jane Jenkins Herlong is proof that a sense of humor can take you places—like SiriusXM Comedy and other streaming platforms alongside the likes of Jeff Foxworthy, Ray Romano, and Jerry Seinfeld. As an international best-selling author, award-winning speaker, and humorist, Jane’s wit is sharp, relatable, and memorable. But Jane isn’t just a funny lady; she’s an accomplished storyteller. With five award-winning books to her name, Jane’s tales of Southern life and laughter resonate far and wide. Her latest gem, Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep-Fried South, isn’t just a best-seller—it’s proudly featured in Cracker Barrel stores across the nation.

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