Don’t worry, I have my screen brightness lowered to the point where I can barely see the words I’m typing. Salacious nonsense, like ‘you look so pretty on your knees’ and ‘loosen your throat for me, sweetheart.’ You get it. We all fall for it, don’t we? I think sucking dick is hot until I’m actually doing it, but my characters aren’t dissuaded, no, not at all.

Dick-sucking preferences aside, it was at the moment when I was writing above salacious nonsense (see also: ‘If it’s too much, tap my leg’...