The Greatest Dane will not walk under false pretenses.

Hello Fren, It is I, Fable The Greatest Dane here to tell you a tragic-est tale of a puppy forced to walk in the rain.

Is you ready?

Okays. This is very sads. You should get a tissue to mop up your hooman eye leaks when you hears this.

*takes deep breath*

Saint J of Walks lied to me. 

I knows. I is also shocked by this. She came and tolds me that it would not rains on our walks. So I give her big wags and a cheek kiss and off we goes. 

But Fren... ...