Medical issues stink. They really do. Especially when it’s stupid.

Like mine for the last, oh, I don’t know, let’s say, for argument’s sake, it’s been a few years anyway, that I've been having stomach issues.

To remain delicate about it, I will say that I couldn’t leave the bathroom, or was constantly going to the bathroom because my gut decided to expel everything. This happened at least once a week.

I would try different things to attempt to fix it. Boycott coffee for a while. A close friend ...