I've got a confession.

I've always wanted to read Edgar Allan Poe. Always. Ever since I was a lad, way back before the internet, eBooks, or fancy AI narrators, his name had this dark, delicious mystique about it. People would whisper about him — not literally (we weren't that dramatic) — but there was a buzz. Poe was the king of creepy. The master of the macabre. The man who made ravens famous long before social media.

Naturally, I was curious. I wanted to dive into these twisted tales of madness, murder, and things that go bump in the night. So, I got hold of a book — probably second-hand, battered, and smelling faintly of pipe smoke and old paper. Opened it. Started reading.

And promptly gave up.

Poe's prose, while beautiful, was also dense and complex. Long sentences, archaic language, and phrasing that felt like wading through treacle in a fog. I was gutted. The stories sounded so good — I just couldn't get through them, not without a shovel and a dictionary.
Fast forward to now, and here's the twist.

I've taken those same stories and translated them into modern, clear, vivid language. I didn't dumb them down — I simply cleared away the linguistic cobwebs, trimmed the gothic frills just enough, and let the actual brilliance of Poe's ideas shine through.

And let me tell you — they hold up.

These stories are creepy. Clever. Darkly funny in places. Deeply human. And shockingly brutal. They don't need polishing — just a bit of translation for today's reader.

So that's what I've done. I've called the book Dead Easy: Edgar Allan Poe Retold — because that's the idea. Making Poe easy to read, without losing the edge. It's for anyone who loves horror, gothic tales, or just a good ghost story that leaves a chill crawling down your spine.
If you've ever bounced off Poe's original prose, this version is your way in. And if you've never read him at all? Well, buckle up. You're in for a treat.

If Dead Easy: Edgar Allan Poe Retold sounds like your kind of thing, you can order a pre-copy here:
👉 Get the book on Amazon

It's available as an eBook (and in Kindle Unlimited if you're a subscriber).
A paperback version is also on the way — and yes, there'll be an audiobook too (eventually, once I stop fiddling with the narration).
Thanks for reading — and if you do pick it up, I'd love to hear what you think. Reviews, messages, raven post — it's all welcome.