The other day, while walking past the Skate Park, a notice painted on a wall caught my attention. It read: The Earth is Flat. And it opened my eyes.

I wish I could thank the brave rebel who risked an ASBO for daring to print the truth. I admit it has taken a while for me to see it, but after viewing a few TikTok videos, I was beginning to question this spherical earth thing, and that message pulled me into the light. The earth is so obviously flat. I mean, l...