Happy October! The leaves have finally begun changing color and so now I feel it is the proper time to mention that holiday so many Americans love to celebrate…

National Produce Misting Day!

(Okay, not really, but apparently  — if you believe the Internet, and I’m not sure you should — there is a National Produce Misting Day on October 2!)

So yeah, I meant Halloween. It’s October! It’s spooky season! And because I’m swamped with teaching and writing about one new sentence a week right now, I tho...