First published in Column 8 on the 28th August,1991

The Central Intelligence System is under attack!

The main air ducts to the outside world resound with continuousexplosions. The two large video screens steam with condensation. And, if they’renot already in this state, it’s likely in the near future that the twoloudspeakers will crackle and splutter until their sound ceases altogether. At presentall noise is interrupted by a static-like coughing and choking.

Yes folks, it’s time for th...