Tuesday Top Ten: Reopening Concessions
With the US government shutdown on the verge of ending, both sides have a list of requirements to re-open the house.
Top Ten Concessions10. Marjorie Taylor Greene has to make up her mind on what side she’s on.
9. Bernie Sanders has to admit he was responsible for starting the whole mitt meme.
8. White House has to put a real picture of Joe Biden up.
7. The Oval Office is only allowed to contain less than 50% tacky gold.
6. Democrats have to talk to the late night hosts and ask them to be nicer.
5. Karoline Leavitt has to just stfu.
4. Republican congress has to actually vote on something and not just defer power
3. East Wing has to be rebuilt.
2. Donald Trump has to stay awake for 90% of his press conferences.
1. John Fetterman has to start wearing real pants
-Leon
Leon Stevens is a multi-genre author, composer, guitarist, songwriter, and an artist, with a Bachelor of Music and Education. He published his first book of poetry, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures in January 2020, followed by a book of original classical guitar compositions, Journeys, and a short story collection of science fiction/post-apocalyptic tales called The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories. His newest publications are the novella trilogy, The View from Here, which is a continuation of one of his short stories, a new collection of poetry titled, A Wonder of Words, and his latest sci-fi mystery, Euphrates Vanished.
My new book page: http://books.linesbyleon.com/
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