Ha! Trick question. The answer’s always “No, it’s not.”

It was cut short for a reason. pic.twitter.com/3Jsm2MQIXK

— BattlecockActual (@TheBattlecock) November 22, 2025

(Via @RocketPulpHack) Now, mind you: this dude is probably not going to have an exciting next week. But I imagine that various representatives from state and federal law enforcement agencies are going to want to have a chat about what he found, and precisely where he found it. Hopefully his buddy hasn’t owned this farm for very long…