95% of men don’t need to be told this, obviously. But for the 5% who do… never argue with a pregnant woman, particularly if she is pregnant with YOUR child. You will not win. ‘Winning’ is a word that will be utterly without meaning for you.

Accept this.

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— TheFOO (@PolitiBunny) November 22, 2025

PS: Rotate the pizza ninety degrees after each half of toppings is applied. It’s your best chance to get the order right. Not a great chance, but a better chance than the others.