My 2025 Author Report - with receipts!

* 2 Published Novels
* 1 Short Story Released
* Over 72 K Words Written (not all used)
* 3 Book Clubs Spoken To
* 1 Happy Hour/Book Launch Party Hosted
* 100% Morally Gray Men in Books
* 1 Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher Deployed (fictional of course)
* 3 Hands Guiding on Lower Backs
* Several Flashbangs & Handguns Used (again, fictional)
* 100% Characters Who Refused to Behave

I have even more unhinged writing planned for 2026 - can't wait!