A little bit of story time. It’s a bit soppy, so feel free to skip straight to those memes if you’re not into that sort of thing.

Still with me? Okay!

My wife’s been feeling sick. Really run down the past few days. So yesterday, we decided to stay home from church. I figured that if she were sick and staying home, I probably should, too. One, I didn’t want to take what she had out and spread it around; and two, I didn’t want to bring anything back home to her.

So there we were, sitting on the couch...