Q: Why an interview after that interminable bio?
WK: Because people who wade through the bio always come back at me with questions, particularly those who, on occasion, are getting paid to write something interesting about me. They are desperate for detail, so I’m hoping that this will save time and cover things that they might dig up to ask.

Q: So what do you have against Brooklyn?
WK: Not a thing, at least not until they let the Dodgers go to L.A. Bec...