There is a gigantic paranormal parasite:
It's at least 5000 years old.
This gigantic PP is inside people via compulsory education.
People have a gigantic pp inside of them. The Horror, the horror..
Considering the premise of an NDE is I already died, and the parasite left,
so why should I care if you want a to keep the gigantic PP inside you as long as you can....

Method #24 is only for people who prefer not to have gigantic pp inside of them.

If you are one who enjoys a gigantic pp inside of you, then keep doing what you are doing.

We must forget our differences and work together to repel the gigantic pp.

The gigantic pp gets in one person they teach education to their kids, it spreads, next thing you know, everyone has a gigantic pp.

I like most citizens can tolerate a gigantic pp once in a while.

Like the wisdom quote says :
Once a King, always a King, but one gigantic pp a Knight, is enough.