I hate math.

Can I say that? Yeah, sure.

I'm a writer, not a calculator. (I'm also a "Software Engineer," but that's a whole other ball of fish.)

I'm also obscenely fond of a good, well-hewn malaphor, as it turns out. Aaanyway...

When I decided to chase this writing thing, I really did not think it was going to involve so much math!

Planning my upcoming Kickstarter (follow now!) has involved an avalanche of numbers. Turns out launching a campaign is less like being Ernest Hemingway, and more like bei...