(This was totally supposed to go live yesterday, but it didn't! So sue me. Wait! I'm too broke to sue. Please don't sue me).





Honestly can't think of a
better reason to eat a cupcake.

For those of you who haven't followed the blog for very long, I would just like you to know one thing: My boyfriend is fucking adorable. Our first-year anniversary isn't until September 17th, but everyday this past week, he has woken up and then immediately shouted out, "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY," at the top of his lungs. To which I always respond, "Baby, it's next month," and then, of course, he gets a little pouty and says, "I'm just practicing." Honestly, I think he's a little afraid he'll miss the anniversary altogether if he doesn't shout it out everyday.



And I'm totally OK with that. (Because it's adorable).



I was with my last boyfriend for a year and a half, but our first-year anniversary passed without any sort of to-do. Which kinda sucked. Sure it was just a first-year anniversary, but that first year is pretty important to me. It's that first big milestone where you can say, "Hey, look! We haven't killed each other yet!"



I even called the last boyfriend the night before the anniversary to remind him it was the next day and he STILL forgot. But, hey, in all fairness, there was a lot more wrong with that relationship than just a selective memory.



A lot.







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Hey, is the model included? I'll take two.

I've been obsessively watching the DIY/Craft feed on Pinterest for over a week now with little success searching for the perfect gift I can make for the BF. I mean, don't get me wrong. Pinterest is pretty kickass and I've found a lot of awesome projects I can't wait to sink my teeth into, but I still haven't found the perfect one yet. I want to make him a gift that will be special and awesome and help him take over the world and be something he'll want to keep for years and years because I made it (but, hey, I'd settle for three out of four on that one).



But maybe I'm getting a little too intense over this. Maybe I should just get him a pair of Superman boxers (to go with his Batman pair, of course) and call it a day.



Or maybe I should make him a zombie apocalypse survival kit! Yeah...



I'm screwed.

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica and romance and an Internet celebrity wannabe. She also films a crazy awesome vlog each week. The latest episode can be found HERE. Subscribers to her YouTube channel are getting cookies for Christmas. You can see the deets HERE.




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