Why, that IS a good question, and one I just can't help but answer. Some of you at this point might be thinking, "What the Hell, Ana?" Let me explain.



I like to check the stats for this blog from time-to-time to, you know, see where I'm getting the most traffic from and all that good stuff. I also like to see what search terms or key phrases people use to find my blog. I'm sure you can imagine my wicked glee when the first search phrase that caught my eye this week happened to be:



"Why r my boyfriends balls so long?"



I wish I could make this shit up.
But I can't.

People, someone actually Googled this question and, in the process, was directed to my blog and yet SADLY the answer to their question could not be found on my blog. Until now.



So, why ARE your boyfriend's balls so long?



FYI, when you Google "balls,"
this is the first image you'll get.






Or maybe they're just saggin' a little more than usual today because it's freaking hot outside? Or inside. A simple ball-grab to check their sweatiness will either prove or disprove this theory. (Grab sweaty balls at your own risk.)



I'd be less concerned with why your boyfriend's balls are dangling a bit lower than you might like and instead be worried about why you care? Nobody is built to perfect Barbie doll (or Ken) standards. *TMI ALERT* Hell, my right boob is bigger than my left by almost an entire cup size. *TMI ALERT* And does that make me weird? No, it makes me lopsided! But that's OK because I'm STILL awesome.



And so is your boyfriend, I'm sure. Unless he's a douche-kazoo. If he is a douche-kazoo, I'd suggest dumping him at your earliest possible convenience (but only because he's a douche-kazoo and not because you have something against his balls.)



I'm just sayin'.

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica and romance and an Internet celebrity wannabe. She also films a crazy awesome vlog each week. The latest episode can be found HERE. Subscribers to her YouTube channel are getting cookies for Christmas. You can see the deets HERE.




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