I recently received a package (from myself). What could it be?

What could it beee?

It’s a real book!

In fact, it’s 150% real, because sometimes the dinosaur bursts from the page and tries to gnaw your fingers. I’m trying to get that fixed…

Here’s a closeup of the first page (dem fibers):

The best part?

All you have to do (if you don’t already have an account) is sign up for goodreads (also free!). It’s a website that’s all about books. You can make friends with other people who like books, rate and review books, and get free books, like mine. And did I mention the books?

If you’re already on goodreads and want to add me as a friend, I am here.

If you’d like to enter to win a copy of my book, go HERE and click “Enter to win.” The giveaway ends on October 1st. (Sorry, but this is limited to the US. For now, food > postage.)

Don’t want to wait for October? It’s also on Amazon in paperback.

If you end up with a dinosaur, please take good care of him. He likes claw massages and long hunts on the beach. He also knows some tricks, including “sit,” “stay,” and “devour.” Great fun for the whole family!