The Ballad of Edward Kelley – Part 1
For our final excerpt from Prague Unbound, we were fortunate to be granted permission to publish, in its entirety, The Ballad of Edward Kelley — of course, it helped that the author is unknown and the poem has been so long out-of-print that it may well have never existed.
*SPOILER ALERT: If you’ve not yet read COMPLICATION, you may want to skip this ballad and come back to it later.
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When moon is high in August sky
And wind moans through the trees
It’s said at night a dead man walks
Prague’s gloomy, crooked streets
Condemned to wander till time’s end
Bowed neck hung with clock
His wretched fate to ever hear
The dread tick-tock, tick-tock
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Once long ago in Mortlake dwelt
Esteemed Doctor Dee
Astronomer and mathematist,
Subject of Queen Mary

Dr. John Dee
Rhadomancer, cleromancer,
Crystallomancer, he
A mapper of Atlantis,
Keen on astrology
Hermeticist, Divinator,
Hepatoscopist, Dee
Conversed in languages of birds yet
Sought the Angelic Key
Key to unite the Sciences,
And yield Philosopher’s Stone
Key to unlock forbidden truths,
And Nature’s great unknowns.
Earthly teachings he’d exhausted
And so Dee sought to learn
From those who dwelt in realms beyond;
With knowledge costly earned
But Dee was not by birth gifted -
Or cursed! – With piercing sight,
And so he sought skilled skryer
To crystal gaze by night
Whence came swindler Edward Kelley,
Irishman lowly born,
A forger and necromancer
Oft pilloried and scorned

Edward Kelley
With untamed hair and long of beard
He wore a cap pulled low
To hide the scars upon his head
Where once his ears did grow
“A skryer I declare myself!”
The charlatan told Dee
“With your shewstone I will reveal
Wonders revealed to me.”
In midnight dark the seekers met
At Chapel of Mortlake
But little did they countenance
Their mortal souls at stake
Kelley commenced to mislead Dee
Counterfeit vision true
But Lo! The spirits heard his call
And to his side they flew
Spirits by name were summoned,
And one by one awoke —
Jubanladec and Uriel
And Nalvage invoked
But one appeared unbidden,
Swathed in crimson flames
The little spirit Madimi
Who goes by many names
“A girl am I,” said she,
“Lo, but six years of age.
Yet have I been six thousand years
Locked in fiery cage.”
Vexed by this apparition
Kelley beseeched Dee
“This intruder be no Angel,
A Demon must she be!”
With scholar’s scoff Dee did reply,
“Fear not, simple magus —
Tis humbly God’s truth we seek, the
Spirits shan’t betray us.”
Yet fearsome visions she did show,
Images much tangled,
Coal black mouths of the damned
By serpents being strangled
Ensign bearers sounding trumpets
Thrice upon castle high,
Sun the red of new-smitten blood
Against a churning sky
A bishop naked to his paps
Writing forbidden names
In black wax dripped upon
A dying lion’s mane
Such scenes from shewstone conjured
Thrilled sagacious Dee
But in fear Kelley cowered
At what his eyes did see
“Demonic portents!” Kelley cried.
“Nonsense!” the scholar said.
And nightly forced his skryer
To skrye despite his dread
One moonlit night Madimi told,
“Your friends at court aspire
To see your heads upon the pikes
Against ye they conspire.”
“Whispered tales of sacrilege,
Black masses, sorcery.
They say you seek to necromance
Through consorts unholy.”
The crystal gazers fled Mortlake
As wrathful mob descended
And set aflame Dee’s high estate
Where God had been offended
To Bremen, Lubeck, Krakow, Lask
Cloaked in night and fog
Madimi bade them easterly
Toward golden city Prague
Where conjurors found audience
With the pale, wanton king,
The Holy Emperor Rudolf
A mind-sick, frail being
Where soothsayers and occultists,
Astronomers and clowns,
Wrested the king’s attention
From matters of the crown
Dee’s knowledge held no currency
With Rudolf on the throne
To win King’s favor he did pledge
To transmute gold from stone
And in promise rashly given
Was their damnation sewn.
(Part II coming soon…)