The Ballad of Edward Kelley – Part 3
For our final excerpt from Prague Unbound, we were fortunate to be granted permission to publish, in its entirety, The Ballad of Edward Kelley — of course, it helped that the author is unknown and the poem has been so long out-of-print that it may as well never have existed.
In case you missed them, here are Part 1 and Part 2.
**SPOILER ALERT** – If you’ve not yet read COMPLICATION, you may want to skip this ballad and come back to it later.
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When moon is high in autumn sky
And wind howls through the trees
It’s said at night a dead man stalks
Prague’s gloomy, crooked streets
Condemned to wander till time’s end
Bowed neck hung with clock
His wretched fate to ever hear
The dread tick-tock, tick-tock
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In the morrow Kelley was found
In a pile of debris
With shattered leg they couldn’t save
But severed at the knee
The prisoner’s dismal escape
Much amused his captors
But the Executioner’s whip
Cut clean through their laughter
“The Philosopher’s Stone we seek,”
Said fearsome Jan Mydlář
“Share your knowledge and be set free.
Or die within the hour.”

Jan Mydlar
“Good sir,” Kelley beseeched,
“I know its secret not.
But I can grant His Majesty
What he hath so long sought.”
“In vision was revealed to me
As I coughed and bled
A miracle contraption
To stand time on its head.”
“Back and forward it runs at once,
Suspending the true hour,
Such device to bestow the King
An immortal power.”
“Speak plain,” barked executioner,
Sword poised at Kelley’s crotch,
“Ask His Majesty,” Kelley said,
“Would he care for a watch?”

Edward Kelley
The strange proposal much amused
The feckless, feeble King
“Set free the Irish dupe,” said he.
“Let’s see him make this thing.”
They cut for him a leg of wood,
Dressed his bloody wounds,
The gaolers all wagering
They’d again see him soon.
Freed at once from Křivoklád
And hastened unto Prague
Kelley set to fashioning
Springs, hands, gears and cogs
Madimi aided its design
So clever and infernal
To grant the frail Emperor
Life lasting eternal
Engraving heraldic lion white,
And snake self-consuming,
Watchmaker did little know his
Own soul he was dooming
Secret symbols etched on the key
In language of Enoch
Gave hint of needed sacrifice
To wind infernal clock
But Kelley understood them not,
No arcane scholar he,
And like a fool he gave his trust
To demon Madimi
Quickly hour was at hand to
Render unto the King
The Rudolf Complication which
Would Kelley’s pardon bring
To castle upon hill he was
Ushered in dead of night
To fabled Kunstkammer
Where shadows swallowed light
Where for days Rudolf would wander
Gazing at his treasures
Numbered in vast thousands,
Yielding maudlin pleasures
All torches were extinguished there
The windows bricked up all
Mounted birds and beasts stared out
As Kelley walked the halls
When suddenly the Sovereign
There materialized
An eerie, pale presence
Spoke at the skryer’s side
“Are ye a ghost?” asked the King,
Eyes clouded and confused
“Nay, loyal Kelley with your gift,”
Anxious skryer enthused

Emperor Rudolf II
In velvet cloth was swathed the watch
A thing of beauty, true
But one which had a fatal flaw
Only Madimi knew
The King with haste did snatch the watch
And draped it round his neck
And tried to wind the winding key
But the watch would not tick
“It makes no sound!” said angry King.
“Its hands they moveth not
Again you attempt to trick me
On pike your skull shall rot!”
From cloak the King withdrew a bell
And then but two chimes rung
From dark emerged the royal guards
And on the skryer sprung
In Hněvín Castle Kelley found
Himself again detained
While with the Executioner
His end was arranged

Hnevin Castle
Failed clock draped around his neck
He’d hid the winding key
For fear its eldritch symbols spoke
Of blasphemed sorcery
Inside hollowed leg it nested
Where it could not be found
And bring Kelley further torture
To misery compound
His death he thus accepted, true
There was no turning back
But he wished to avoid further
Sessions upon the rack
And so his spirit descended
His subterfuge in vain
Feared Jan Mydlář was coming back
To question him again
The rack, pear, hot iron poker
He had not strength to stand
Kelley determined to end his life
That night by his own hand
From castle window Kelley jumped
Tumbling from great height
Screaming he did plummet
Unseen in starless night
But again the fall did not perish
Kelley, not by Death blessed,
His other leg now broken
In fate’s cruel twinning jest
And in dark, noiseless night came sounds
Of remorseless glee
Laughter from the demon child
Who goes by Madimi

Madimi
“Aim not for Death,” said Madimi,
“For only Hell awaits!
Hear me now and I’ll tell you how
To postpone such a fate.”
“Accursed demon!” Kelley cried out,
“Ye’ll torment me no more.
“Satan’s tortures will prove fairer
“Than my life heretofore.”
But she then showed him vision
Of what in Hell he’d find
And star-crossed Edward Kelley
Abruptly changed his mind.
Madimi gave unto Kelley
Diabolic potion
To counterfeit the skryer’s death
Ceasing his heart’s motion
In pauper’s grave was Kelley tossed
But in three days would rise
Along with the infernal watch
In parody of Christ
What clamored forth from cold earth
In black congealed night
Was no longer Edward Kelley
Lime dusted, glowing white
Burnt with alkaline, in tatters
Crawling on his belly,
Shaking like infant newly born
Was undead Was-Kelley
He crawled for days ‘til strength returned
Then with hobbling walk
He made his way along the road
To golden city Prague
Madimi had revealed at last
The secret of the clock
To wind its key and bring to life
Nefarious tick tock
Once each year the watch must be wound
By dead hand severed fresh
Only then will dials turn,
And twinned gears enmesh
Whoever about their neck dons
Rudolf Complication
By time will be untouched
Despite earthly rotation
But should tribute remain unpaid
And watch hands cease to turn
Madimi would come claim his soul
And in Hell it would burn
In a terrifying vision
To Was-Kelley she showed
Grisly future laid before him
With gift she had bestowed
Murders foul and degradation
Faces of the dying
Dead children’s hands held with his own
Fingers intertwining
In killings she would guide him
Down a blood-soaked path
Until such day he’d fail and bear
Brunt of her hellish wrath
Was-Kelley hence by many names
For centuries will go
When his time runs out he’ll spend
Eternity below.
Now moon is high in August sky
And wind moans through the trees
In cover of night Was-Kelley walks
Prague’s gloomy, crooked streets
Condemned to wander till his end
Bowed neck hung with clock
His wretched fate to ever hear
The dread tick-tock, tick-tock.
Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock.