Here is my latest column in Philly Mag, about slutty Halloween costumes. And a little about Harry Potter. And a lot about me being insane.

The idea was sparked when a mom-friend of mine said to me on the playground, "I want to keep my kids as young as I can for as long as I can." Ever since,  I think about that quote once a day. At least. I think of it even more so lately, because five-year-old