Or, in slightly truer words, I've managed to write something and slap it up on Amazon.
It's a short story called Straitjacket Blues and yes, it will make you prance naked alongside spring lambs through lush fields of green toward a golden sunset before booting aforementioned lambs over a cliff.
It's been a couple of years since I published my last work, Girls Like Funny Boys. And my latest effort is only 6,000 words long. That means I've managed 250 words a month. Or a little more than eight words a day. Sorry. I'd like to offer some fantastic excuse about having a busy life, reproducing or conducting covert SAS operations deep behind enemy lines but the truth is somewhat more mundane - writing's really difficult and I don't like doing it.
Anyhow, Straitjacket Blues is available for the princely sum of 99 cents or 75p.
All proceeds to the Traumatised Lamb Society.
Published on October 11, 2012 11:40